There's one that I'm not converting on. Ever. And I am saying that out loud and will endure the endless criticism if I ever convert. I can even admit that once liked him. Until I saw him in concert:
(and I didn't even have to google "John Mayer sex face" to get this pic.)
"For me, it has never been about f*cking lots of girls. I could have f*cked a lot more girls in my life if I hadn’t been trying so hard to get them to like me. If I have a conversation with a really hot girl that lasts all night and she says, “Wow, I had no idea I was going to like you this much,” that is the equivalent, for me, of getting laid."
So noble. I love it when guys can restrain themselves for sake of a good conversation.
Who says I can’t get stoned?
Call up a girl that I used to know
Fake love for an hour or so
What's not to love.
Undeniable manliness bottled into one wonderland of a man.
2 comments:
I am so with you on this guy...when I first heard his music, I thought..mmokay. Then I saw a clip of a video of his...and then threw up.
His creepiness seriously makes my skin crawl. blech
i love this post. hilarious.
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