Genius Bar

Things I love about my MAC:
2. It's easy to use.
1. Brent bought it for me to finish grad school.

Things I don't love about my MAC:
4. It won't connect to our wireless internet despite two frustratingly long conversations with the very helpful Indian named "Jason" who spoke perfectly clear and understandable English.
3. When I try to plug it in the plug makes 'snap-crackle-pop' noises that threaten to both burn the house down AND make my computer explode in confusion, therefore I had to visit the Mac Store. And I don't like the MAC store....
2. because:
a. It's in the mall and I don't like to waste fall Sundays (see earlier post) in the mall.
b. It's insanely crowed with o-so-trendy shoppers and employees.
c. It's the workplace of the Mac employee who treated me like scum because:
i. I called my iBook a MacBook and he had to show me to the other of the two plug options.
ii. I opened my mouth in a confused "what's that?" when he told me I'd have to make an appointment at the Genius Bar since I have Apple Care.

And the number one reason I don't like MAC:
1. In addition to employing snotty sales associates, they have marketing people who've chosen to name the help desk the Genius Bar. Seriously. Who are they kidding???